THINGS TO DO AT TARGET TO BUG THE WORKERS!!!!!!!
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off every five minutes.
2. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to an area with carpet.
4. Set up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
5. When a clerk
asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
6. Look right into the
security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the Mission Impossible theme.
8. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
9. When an announcement
comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
10. Go into
a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
