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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not
admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran
outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo
mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly
outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in
a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo
mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo
mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama
so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo
mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application
to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama
so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called
Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid
she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get
on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand
next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so
stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger
at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought
Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo
mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the
window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid
she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked
on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid
she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The
Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear
a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo
mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo
mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo
mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama
so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so
poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo
mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo
mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama
so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty
she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo
mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an
ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo
mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo
mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist"
in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra
days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo
mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck
to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is
it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that
if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo
mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama
so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough
and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she
looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly
Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days
to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if
ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo
mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when
she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama
so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad
first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so
ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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